skirmishes against the author

Here lies fanfiction, for better or worse. Better people than me own these characters, and the real people own themselves. I’m not profiting. In fact, I think from imported DVDs to movie tickets to action figures I might be in the red. There will probably be desires and swearing. Please respect your local laws & personal moral compasses.

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